The Jort
Denim can be a very versatile fabric, but it should never be seen in a solid wash only covering a man's thighs. Never.
Ugg
Pretty much every female on the face of the earth was wearing this hideous, clod-hopper boot. Add a nice layer of snow residue and caked dirt, and you've got yourself a winning look.
Theyyy're (not) Great!
Not Frosted Flakes, but close. Frosted tips were the sign of a boy band member or metrosexual bar tender. Let's leave those babies in the 90's, shall we?
Denim Disaster
We're not sure what's wrong with a nice faded jean or acid wash (wait a second....), but apparently someone needed to add extra crap to their pants. From shiny letters to giant flames, let's just make a list of things that should not be on your clothing. But we guess there's brownie points in getting them to stay above your bum.
Party in the Back
You've heard it: "Business in the front, party in the back," the motto of a mullet-wearer. We're not sure what kind of business you work for or what kind of parties you go to, but this is not ok.
Scrunchies
Everyone from little girls to grown women sported these bright hair accessories. They even doubled as bracelets -- way to make them more obnoxious. Who decided it was ok to call them "scrunchies" anyway?
Hammered
Though their technical name is harem pants, these baggy abominations are commonly referred to as MC Hammer pants. The rapper popularized them, but fashion victims everywhere fell for the unflattering pants. Seriously, what are they hiding in there?
Apparently It's T-Shirt Time
When 'Jersey Shore' hit the airwaves, Ed Hardy gained a solid customer base and the fashion world lost any hope for East Coast style. If Pauly D, Vinny, Ronnie, or The Situation would wear it, it's probably not a good choice.
Bangin'
Or not. Bigger isn't always better, especially when it comes to teased bangs. We think the puffy triangle is dead and gone, hopefully.
This.
The pinnacle of bad 80s fashion, this shapeless, shoulder-padded number should never see the light of day again.
